Anjanette Abayari

Dear Daggar,

"Kudos" on the good looks is how I had started so many of my other letters to the "stars" willing to put up a site and daring enough to give me a channel for feedback. The letters, varying in range, style and length were unceasing in ridiculousness and unmatched in odd ball humor. I have spoken of "Lawn Jockey Art" and "Lawn Jockey Balancing." I have discussed evil magicians, girls called guacamole and my days as a ballet prodigy. I, with an undying passion for nonsense, stumbled onto Anjanette's page geared to challenge her sense of humor and sense of self, but was aghast at what I found. I actually like the page.

How bold she is to put herself forth in such a manner. Poetry? We might find out she's a fraud. Confidence? We might find out she's conceited. Open? We might find out we don't like her. My eyes tenderly greeted by words and not pictures of such a beauty, how could that be? I enter to find a mystical setting leading me to a world beyond, paths to the stars, sultry images to swoon over and most of all insight into her being.

Daggar, I don't know if you are just a cog in the wheel or if you control the machine, either way, you deserve a "that a boy!" You deserve a pat on the back. If we went to a bar, I wouldn't buy you a drink, but I would make a toast to your website. "Here's to your website" would probably be the toast. I have to warn you that I don't clink on the toast. I used to clink, but have done away with the contact, for I feel it crude and boorish to display such aggression when celebrating feats unequaled. And this, in my estimation, is a feat unequaled.

You may not have done anything to foster any hope for the entertainment/beauty industry, for I am too far along is my disgust, but you have rekindled a different hope. A hope that somewhere we will find the light, the light at the beginning of the tunnel, the light that is a guide from the start and not a reward at the end.

To you, Daggar, and to our girl Anjanette Abayari, I say, "Guten Nacht" for I know the sun will rise tomorrow.

Imperiously yours,

Orpheous Roy

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