Yvonne Reyes

Dear Yvonne,

Hello Yvonne! I see that you are from Venezuela. I have a friend from Venezuela. His name is Freddy. Anyway, I will now attempt to communicate to you in your native tongue. "Mucho Leche! Grande Manos!" I believe I just said much milk and large hands. I guess we wouldn't be doing much communicating in Spanish.

Actually, I am writing to you for some advice. You see, I have always had a little thing for the South American/Latino/Spanish Speaking women. Now that I am in New York I get to see a lot of beautiful Latino and South American babes. The problem is I am a white guy and they just don't seem interested. One time I was in a bar and hitting it off with this fine looking Latino chica. Things were going great and then all of a sudden she had to go to the bathroom. This is when things started to go down hill. When she returned she told me that she was going to hang on the other side of the bar. I questioned why? She told me that her friends (males) told her to, "Stop hanging around with Malibu Ken." As it turns out that comment is really kind of funny. I don't look anything like Malibu Ken, I look more like the Aqua - man figure, but I digress. So really what I am asking is, should I give up on trying to meet the Spanish-speaking women?

Some background for the case

1. I don't speak Spanish
2. I am tan, but if I am out of the sun for a day, then woosh, it’s back to creamy white
3. I can't roll my R's
4. I don't really like spicy food

Do you have any thoughts?

Thanks Yvonne.

Curiously,

Orpheous Roy

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