Michelle Behennah

Dear Sage,

I was going to drop an email to comment on the good looks and the nice bod of your girl Michelle Behennah, but I have decided to scrap that idea and give you a "kudos" on the efficient, timely and passionate job of web hosting that you do. I am also a web representative; however, Gary the world-renowned ventriloquist doesn't get quite as many hits as your models. Don't you get sick and tired of them always getting the attention? Sure they may be beautiful, sure they have great bodies, sure they throw their voices 200 feet making a dog sound like he's French Cabaret Dancer, but can they keep up in the drive through world of E-commerce. Can they communicate in hypertext markup language? Can they handle the excessive hit rate that comes after a successful show at Billy Bob's Chuckwagon Steakhouse in Tuskeegee? I think not. Where would Michelle be without you Sage? Nowhere! And I'll tell you what, that no lip moving bastard Gary wouldn't be throwing anything if it weren't for the publicity generated from MY site.

I mean, really, how hard is it to take a few pictures? Stand here! Stand there! Shake 'em a little harder! Look down! Lift your leg! Arch your patella! Suck in that neck! Spread those toes! They certainly have no idea what it is like to be an information disseminator as you and I do. Sage, they don't understand the power that we have. They are just lucky that we don't abuse this power, although, Gary has been rather arrogant lately. I wonder how much business Gary's new site, Gary the world-renowned proctologist, would generate.

Sage, I apologize for ranting and raving in your face like this, but really, we deserve some credit too. Is that too much to ask? I guess I just wanted to say that you don't hear this enough. Good job on the hosting. Keep the chin up kiddo, we'll get our due some day.

Obversely yours,

Orpheous Roy

www.michellebehennah.org