Shauna Sand

Dear Shauna,

I just wanted to give you a little shout of "boo-ya" for the good looks. Way to go! I see that you are fluent in French and I am also fluent in French. Let's communicate in French so the uncultured won't know what we are talking about. Je m'appelle Orpheous. Je manges le fromage et l'egumes et la poisson. Je travaille aux New York City et J'habites avec mon chateau. Je faire du volley et football Americaine et curling et bowling. Je suis fatigue. Et tu?

Anyway, I only like to pull out the French when I romance the ladies. You can see how it charms them. It is the language of love after all. I used to get really confused when I would speak French to women and sometimes it would end up hurting my chances. One time I said, "I like to eat my cat and play with my plant," but I meant to say "That guy in the corner is Pat and I pay him to play with my plant." Needless to say the confusion drove a lifelong wedge between me and ma cheri, but my plant is thriving. It's a Ficus.

Sorry to cut this short but my coffee break is up and I have to get back to the grind. Yeah, I am still an MTV "The Grind" dancer. I am the oldest one, sixty-three, but I don't think anyone notices. I can still cut up the rug, just, sometimes I bust out one of my solid moves and the rest of the cast just looks at me with crinkled faces. I guess they don't do the "Butter the Corn" or the "Puttin out a Cingarette" anymore. It's a shame that is how I used to score with the babes. Oh well, I do it for the love.

Take care Shauna and once again I would like to say congratulations on the good looks

Bon Soir Ma Cheri

Orpheous Roy

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